Great. I can look forward to spending the rest of my life listening to arguments as to why Jarred Cosart should be allowed in the Hall of Fame anyway.

"This next segment brought to you by Subway, where you can eat fresh with a soggy chicken and tired lettuce foot-long for only $8, and by Remind-a-tron, the new scheduling app that lets you know when you've spent too much time on one job to the detriment of all others."

Seriously. Last week, Mike and Mike had a 22-minute period near the top of the hour that included less than three minutes of non-commercial content.

"What about the millions he's raised for cancer research?" Hey Dick, what about the millions Lance Armstrong raised? Raising money for cancer doesn't mean you didn't cheat. Tried of hearing that man talk.

Hayne preferred the "lifestyle" in San Francisco over Detroit

Though it is hard to imagine a 27-year-old that has never really played the sport before being good enough for the NFL, there's still a small chance Tim Tebow could land with a team next season.

Wherever rugby took him, he always carried the dream of one day playing for Jim Tomsula.

Turns out that ol' Billy's message on his bat was for Cal after all.

Read this made me REALLY horny

It was during Spade's "Hollywood Minute" segment on Update. Spade showed a picture of Murphy, who at that point had strung together a few consecutive bombs, and a said "Look kids, it's a falling star. Make a wish."

The "only way"? That's wildly inaccurate. Here are two other ways that have the benefit of actually having worked, with other, mediocre East teams:

Can we NBA fans as a whole just say the truth about Paul, hes a really dirty player, who flops, punches people in the balls(In Wake Forest), pulls a player down midair (Collison in the playoffs last year), elbows a Gasol who just had chest surgery when losing a playoff game.

I actually found "book" Chris Kyle far more interesting as a character than "movie" Chris Kyle - far closer to the evil center of war and violence. I was disappointed that Eastwood and Cooper backed away from that darkness, but it would've made for a totally different movie.

I think you are really onto something. If you look carefully at the architectural plans for gillette the are hydraulics under the field that make it tilt in the direction they are playing. Also the goalposts have air current generators that deflect the ball away when opposing kickers try field goals. Think Viniteris…

That take is so hot, it's a miracle that your fingers didn't melt before clicking Publish.

Crazy. Throwing it down-court seems like a pretty solid strategy, but I have to think that throwing it low into a tangle of feet near the inbounds might be a better idea. Even if someone from the other team picks it up, they're in no position to get a shot off in half a second, let alone a decent one. Go for a really…

Dear Mr. Konrad,

Well the journalists above were convinced enough to dismiss the idea based on a sample size of 0 games.

To be fair Suh shouldn't have been on the field for the game....so let's call it even maybe?