How prescient that the Phillies scout was also right about the Wild Thing.

For my money, the best part is his totally unprompted "Roger Goodell doesn't just sit in a vacuum and decide this stuff by himself" bit. He couldn't have made it more clear that Roger Goodell sits in a vacuum and decides this stuff by himself if he'd just said "Roger Goodell sits in a vacuum and decides this stuff by…

First of all, it's ridiculous that Stephen A. Smith had to apologize any further than what he had already done. Second, the apology was absolutely perfect.

Frequent meat-head Schlareth also pretty emphatically blasted the leniency of the suspension.

Don't get started on Komen. What a hack of an organization. How does an organization that includes "for the Cure" in its name get away with putting only 20% of its funds toward research.

You're right, if a woman starts an argument with you, punching her is much better than smoking pot or being gay. Stupid uppity women, amirite?

Hello, Ray Rice's PR Man.

Well, thank God he wasn't smoking pot at the time, right?

Well, he's certainly drawn their interest with his flatulence, but the Rockies won't trade for Lee until they know he can completely shit the bed.

I don't know why the scouts are so down on him right now, obviously he can still throw gas.

He just wouldn't want the media distractions

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

I'd rather listen to a garbage disposal on repeat than Joe Buck.

And something tells me that she will be furious when he decides to fuck his coworkers after being given ample warning

"younger audience"

Fox did do a segment on Gwynn that ran before the pre-game show on FS1, but as many people noted to me on Twitter "Nobody watches FS1."

Salisbury's agent writes a hell of an email. No way Sean wrote that, I've met him a few times through mutual acquaintances and he is an absolute moron.

@DarrenRovell: /cums

Clay Matthews only had to say Beadle Juice twice before she came.