Man, this just cements my theory that the younger generations of video game meme culture are like... two steps away from basically recreating early-2000s Newgrounds while believing they’ve made something new.

This is why people will die on my doorstep before I let them in.

Sorry, not sorry. I’m not getting killed by some demon/ghost/hag.

I get the sense TikTok is roughly 3 months away from being comprised entirely on fetish content.

I am so very tired of the “it’s just a game” or “not everything has to be political” comments in their attempts to deflect criticism. You can think one of two things about video games:

Why the fuck would you use a spoiler line and a spoiler photo for your headline? Are you an idiot? Fuck, you just ruined the fucking episode for all of us who haven’t seen it.

How about we make parking benches for sitting and we house homeless people.

How about we make parking benches for sitting and we house homeless people. How about we make railings for holding on and make skate parks for skating.

The lack of actual genuine emotion, etc is truly disturbing.

I typically agree, but recently thought about the added server overhead and support this gives. It costs to keep a server running that’s just going to house wastes of flesh. I’d rather game companies just keep banning cheaters outright and getting paid for another account that’ll inevitably also die. More money to put…

I stand by that the best way to deal with cheaters in online game is to simply flag them in the system and send them over to their own pool. No notification, no recognition that there are separate pools. then when complaints come in about cheaters check the user to see if they’re in the cheater pool or not and if…

Fuck these god awful, canned “fan reactions.” I hate this trend more than gender reveals.

And for those of us who treat Smash like a party game and not a competitive fighter, this changes nothing.

I’ guessing they were disappointed with his performance.

“No, honest, Mom and Dad! There value will go up again!”

My only Pops are Mandalorians or droids, so no faces.  I still think the dead-eyed stares of most Pops are creepy.

Most plastic isn’t recyclable anyway. Even the stuff you dutifully clean and put in the proper bin just gets dumped in a landfill, or shipped off to some other country that will just dump it a landfill over there. At least fabric and paper will degrade. I mean, unless it’s a synthetic fabric that is made out some sort…

do you really think that the company selling cringe PVC garbage cares an ounce for the environment? Like, for real?

Over the long run, 99 percent of Funkos are worthless outside of whatever depraved joy fans get from occasionally making eye contact with the ones lining their shelves.

...throwing them out will be cheaper than trying to sell them.

Oddly enough, playing Cyberpunk made me wish it was an open world game in the same setting as Don’t Nod’s “Remember Me”.