SO EXCITED!!!!!!!

These people were involved in some of the MK Ultra and the more bananas stuff out at Area 51, department of Energy has a lot of projects not the least of them is nuclear weapons and weird science experimentation. This isn’t conspiracy stuff, this is just tracking the known paper work. That’s why I always find…

Robert Kardashian was not a defense attorney & was no longer a practicing attorney while she was growing up. He was on OJ’s Defense Team because they were friends.

What does a Canadian wear on a sprained ankle?

Wow, this guy makes Vanilla Ice look like Scar Face.

Libertarians bring to my mind: privileged affluent white men who don’t need government to assist them with anything and don’t care enough about anyone else to understand that a social safety net is an absolute necessity for a successful society, particularly given the fact that children are the ones who suffer the…

The fun part about tonight is that Pence has earned praise for being a more normative liar than his running mate. He deflected the real questions with concern-trolling and chest-puffing like a normal conservative instead of turning the subtext into text so that everyone can hear how shitty it is.

HEE, seriously. It’s really perfectly told! A real time tragedy that ends with a Garfield-esque punchline.

Ms. Lohan wants to clarify that her finger was lost in a freak accident, and definately not because she didn’t pay her debts on time and thereby offended a high ranking member of the Japanese Yakuza, who decided to take a finger as payment.

you’re right! totally tubular!

If you never have anything good to say about anybody, then come talk to me because you and I are going to have a fun time together.

Please tell me Matt McGorry didn’t actually get a uterus tattoo. Please no.

meh, those are some pussy tattoos right there.

Wait - Kate went down the airplane stairs in high heels, holding one child by the hand and another in her arms so that she couldn’t look down? (Let alone have anything available for balance?!) I’m, totally impressed.

This guy can’t handle his own words quoted to himself a few days later.

I don’t think there’s a conspiracy but I sometimes think he doesn’t want to win. It’s like a prank that went too far and now he’s trying to lose. He probably anonymous mailed his returns to the NYT.

That’s what I’ve been saying!! He is trying to lose the general election, but he vastly underestimated the American people’s yearing for an openly racist president.

Really? Veterans can’t handle PTSD... this guy can’t even handle mean tweets.