People are the fucking worst.

For karma’s sake he better clean up a shit-covered wall/seat/floor whenever he next encounters one, to save the janitor having to do it.

This is dumb for multiple reasons but the one that gets me right now is that Hillary didn’t use Alicia M in the debate as a ‘paragon of virtue’. She used her as an example of how Trump is horrible to women. Clearly that point flew 30,000 feet over his head.

Nicole I hear ya girl. I have the exact same feeling about the guy I dated from about 18-22. I swear he was normal at the time but he has grown into a really weird person and now I’m like “whaaaat was that?”

Yeah I think how much you gush on social media is pretty much inversely proportional to how much longer the relationship has. Shhhh girl, just shhhh.

Yeah I don’t really get the cognitive dissonance in slamming Trump for being an asshole about appearances by... slamming Trump for his appearance. There are 1,001 other ways to go after him that have nothing to do with his face or his skintone or his hair.

I wash my (mostly hair-less) legs but I wonder pretty much every time why I’m bothering.

When I was a kid I found KY jelly in my mom’s nightstand. I read the label, and one of its suggested uses was that it could be used for tampons. I convinced myself well into my late teens that that’s what she must have had it for... despite it being in a nightstand, and despite my mom not using tampons.

Yes! And roasted vegetable sandwiches. They are always cold and slimy and gross and bland. Fuck off with that nonsense and think for two seconds about what an actual good sandwich for vegetarians would be. (Avocado! It should involve avocado)

Even here in California, the cop who shot Oscar Grant in the back while he was pinned to the ground wasn’t convicted of murder, just involuntary manslaughter. So, possibly higher likelihood of an actual conviction with an Oklahoma jury.

What even is the point of this show anymore?

Name 5 feelings you have about this picture, GO.

I /guess/ I get not wanting to change diapers and shit, but if you don’t even want to take your kid to the park, what the hell are you having kids for? It sounds like his kids are just as much trophies as his wives, and he actually wants nothing to do with them and gets no joy out of being a father.

That headline tho 😂

As far as bringing this to America... As a feminist who also hates the carceral state, I don’t actually feel great about expanding our definitions of criminal activity. It’s like the state hears there’s a problem and the solution always ends up being giving itself more power (see: Brock Turner, and now mandatory…

Call me when they do my fav, the tomato barfing tomatoes

Hot take coming up:

I guess you can make realistic wax figures of famous people naked and sell them, but it seems fucked up. You relinquish a lot of privacy when you become famous but it doesn’t seem like you should relinquish the right to control distribution of your naked body.

Oh man I so wanted a teal Pontiac Sunfire for my first car and my parents refused because they said it was a crap car :( The 16 year old in me still kinda wants one though.