I’m a fat woman. No woman of any size would be flattered by that dress. It looks like she arranged a small tablecloth around her neck. And frankly the fabric on the dress itself is bad, with those odd diagonal pleats (I’m pretty sure they’re pleats).

I don’t care that she’s plus-sized, I’m fat and my husband’s fat and there are a ton of gorgeous fat people who dress great.

My man, Steven Spielberg executive produced the first Transformers movie. And wasn’t just a vanity thing, he’s apparently a collector of the toys and a fan of the various comic books.

He was the one who dictated the film should focus on “a boy and his car”, reviewed each screenplay and offered extensive notes, and…

This explains why this is one movie I see alot of billboards for, and I live in a smaller city where film billboards are seldom seen. 

“Wait a minute.... Statue of Liberty? That was OUR planet!"

Scarlet and Channing, it got me in the door anyway. The movie was kind of meh though, probably best to wait for streaming.

That wasn’t why in the movie, he refused to do interviews because he didn’t agree with the idea of selling the space program like soda. 

Yeah, when will men put away childish, frivolous pursuits like video games and pursue more mature, dignified hobbies like dressing like absolute dogshit? 

Anyone But You is how ya do a rom-com: $20 million budget so it’s all profit after that, and who gives a fuck what the critics think.

Sheesh, even Spielberg didn’t have a $100 million budget until Minority Report.

What’s more Atlanta hip-hop than a card game invented by a white barber in Ohio?

The difference was that the movie versions of Transformers and He-Man and the like back then were viewed as what they are — soulless cash-grabs that you might go to if your kids demanded it. These days they are considered major motion pictures that people are actually looking forward to.

I think Greg Berlanti has produced half of all television series over the last decade.

They should have gotten Stanley Kubrick to direct this.

Two years from now...

Turns out, it’s mostly lens flare.

Hey, *you’re* the one that took the name of that dress pattern for your avatar name, pal...

Can I please say “never use that picture again” without it being considered body shaming?

Literally at this moment I noticed it was transparent. I’ll be gosh-darned.

man whoever picked that header image sure must hate lena dunham 

I’m still intrigued by the suggestion that the Uno movie would be set within the Atlanta hip-hop scene.