I have two kids and I’ve had to sit through Kobe’s last game for the past two hours so I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine. The two aren’t connected but #1 gives me a right to have an opinion on this and #2 explains my attitude.

Seems like a strange, snarky, way to basically roll your eyes at women who live better lives than you do.

AND OBVIOUSLY RUPAUL

I MEAN COME ON. STOP IT.

Kardashians are boring and dead in the eyes.

this is the first i’ve heard of revenge bodies.

Maybe people are growing tired of the Kardashians?

There are many stories I hoped would be covered on Jezebel. But yet here is another pointless Kardashian piece.

I think that even without the sex tape, this crew would be famous to some degree, just not at this ridiculous level and for this fucking long. Their loathsome Momager definitely has skills to turn shit into gold and is thirsty AF to be rich and famous.

The Kylie Cosmetics logo is just so gross. I don’t really ever like disembodied lips*, but it turns out I like them even less when they seem gooey and drippy.

Like, Literally... What did I just watch?

HEY

I think the real question here is: why does Khloe Kardashian, being a relatively successful person at...whatever she does, have Pauly Shore as a guest on her show? Was she just like, I want a show where my rich hip friends and I have cocktails with an out-of-work comedian from the nineties who was never funny to begin…

Why does anyone even care. These people are boring, stupid, and herpetic. And if they really think anyone cares about what dicks they have and haven’t seen, that just illustrates how innately delusional and awful they are.

Kara how did you miss this???? Blue Ivy is in bunny ears. BUNNY EARS!

And meanwhile I pretend my mom doesn’t know I have sex with my fiancé, with whom I own a house.