HEY

I think the real question here is: why does Khloe Kardashian, being a relatively successful person at...whatever she does, have Pauly Shore as a guest on her show? Was she just like, I want a show where my rich hip friends and I have cocktails with an out-of-work comedian from the nineties who was never funny to begin…

Why does anyone even care. These people are boring, stupid, and herpetic. And if they really think anyone cares about what dicks they have and haven’t seen, that just illustrates how innately delusional and awful they are.

Kara how did you miss this???? Blue Ivy is in bunny ears. BUNNY EARS!

I am so sad that I had a boy and I can’t profit from his sexuality. It’s a real bummer. I just have to enjoy him being all smart and compassionate and shit.

at least Pam and Tommy tape was better

And meanwhile I pretend my mom doesn’t know I have sex with my fiancé, with whom I own a house.

Duh it was leaked, who has sex with their bra on and moves that little unless they are afraid of looking human for even a nanosecond.

That is a disturbing quantity of small teeth.

snapchat shows that the party was catered by mcdonalds, wendys and taco bell lol

Why the fuck is Chris Jenner in there? Can’t the daughters have friends without her becoming involved?

So much contouring.

The duck face is still big with this group.

Ugh, this is really hitting home as I search for that unicorn unit in Toronto.

How dare she push for something that she was contractually entitled to, how dare she. I’m sure she probably was an asshole in other ways, but I’m on her side in not letting them slide on those ones.

just when I thought kendall couldn’t get any more boring.

Almost all reviews I’ve seen on this makeup line have been negative.