Did you vote, and if so, for whom? 

Did you vote, and if so, for whom? 

Did you vote, and if so, for whom?

You know what’s a really hot take?

Yeah. I haven’t watched South Park since 1999.

I’ve heard similar conspiracy theories about my people.

I don’t think calling for the rape of a Jewish political candidate is prudent

You had a hankering to keep gay marriage illegal.

Anderson copper has always been a racist, girl.

Move away. Move far away so you can raise your kids where they won’t be exposed to that.

Yeah. Kids are super into politics.

You sound like an awful parent

America isn’t anything like your awful family. Some of us actually have normal families

Nah. Many of us our mature and rational. Watch Obama’s response speech in the rose garden. It perfectly encapsulates how emotionally mature adults ought view politics and elections and transfer of power.

I wouldn’t call you childish. I’d call you emotionally disturbed and in need of medication.

I don’t care what misogynists say. Women are as strong as men.

Omg, right? I can’t wait to pick up an issue and read that awful article.

I know, right? People can usually be counted on for quality journalism

Your problems, not ours. We left you guys centuries prior to your royalty.

Yeah. He can be beaten. With votes. Who’d you vote for?