The only halfway decent thing about this video was Taylor’s glittery red lipstick.

Then I don’t know how to explain it to you any plainer.

I want to like that latex look, but the colors are terrible. It would have looked better without the silver.

We used to be able to tag the comment to the picture (not trying to condescend, just explaining if you didn’t know). It was a cool feature, and I also miss it.

I can’t understand why he was the ONLY person all night who went long and wasn’t played off. Very suspicious. Isabelle Huppert standing there while the Rocky theme blared was just absurd.

Haha! Christian Slater! I’m cackling!

I couldn’t believe what I was hearing as I watched. The panning to the crow making faces was very good.

This is basically Justin Bieber signing the guest book at the Anne Frank house “Anne would have been a belieber,” no?

Lol seriously. He was trying but he couldn’t get out of his own way long enough.

Ugh of all the pussies he could’ve grabbed I wish Trump would’ve grabbed a pussy of doom. You know it would’ve taken the hand.

Yeezus he could have brought up meeting them encouraging people to donate to help doctors in dangerous situations but no it was “Blah Blah hey these bad ass doctors watch ME er us to help them overcome all the horror they see. They love ME er us!”

He is SUCH and asshole, and that was just the cherry on top. Nonetheless, it was still striking that he chose to tell that story in front of the cameras like that without any irony.

Riz Ahmed can get it, y’all. Goddamnit he makes a girl happy he’s a thing now.

The most important question of the night: What on earth is Kristen Cavallari doing at the Golden Globes?

When I was growing up, we called a comment like yours a “Higgins,” because I grew up with a guy named Higgins who had a habit of repeating someone else’s joke with different words, making it a worse joke.

Viola Davis is the total package, inside and out, top to bottom, and her acting chops are without a doubt on par with Ms. Streep’s. I live to see the fabulous Ms. D on the screen. If you don’t know her, GET to know her. Now. We’ll wait.

Well, at least the rock you live under will protect your head from all the rotten tomatoes about to be thrown your way.

Lol. I’m dead.