“She seems like she’s smart enough to insist on paying after the wedding though.”

Obviously you take the money up front cash, then don’t invite her to the wedding, and pretend she’s crazy if she tries to sue you for the money back.

“Gender suspicious” is a glorious phrase.

You basically described the plot of the Belinda Blinked series of books popularized by, “My Dad Wrote a Porno”. Half workplace erotica, half boardroom management meetings.

BRODNEY???????????????????

There are so many things I don’t get about these underwear. Like, how do you wash them? Just throw them in the washing machine full of blood? What about when it’s, you know....clotty (ew, sorry)? Do they have to be hand-washed? That’s gross? Don’t they get smelly and nasty after awhile? It seems incredibly unsanitary?…

BTW, just a hint to all you “ladies” out there flooding the comments with your period talk, that’s really uncouth and you’ll never find a suitable husband if you keep that malarkey up.

I have never had any interest whatsoever in a threesome. I’m not morally opposed but I suspect it’s like showering with a partner—one of you is always standing away from the water, feeling chilly with shampoo in your hair.

i suspect that depends largely on what you’re kissing...

It was probably Carole!

I wish I could use the term “lover” with a straight face.

Ugh, and she was so smug and pleased with herself for being so very clever.

That’s funny you say that because Bethannys constant chirping of “Lie-Ann” made me think of Trump and his stupid fucking nicknames.

That season was Luann at her very best. She was relaxed, getting laid, hilariously funny (intentionally or not), and looked her best. Her hungover, in giant shades, her sick body in a bikini and bathrobe, made me fall so deeply in love I thought my feelings would never change.

Maybe you’re from the Gawkerverse so you don’t know, but that’s not how we play around here.

I’m sorry I didn’t clearly articulate the fact that your comment makes you sound like you’re older than dirt with 1980s hack standup comedic sensibility. That was wrong of me.

Cool, cool. That’s cool. Very modern comment.

Team Luann! I admit she has her faults, obvs, but ever since she joyfully cackled at Aviva’s LEG a couple seasons ago she catapulted to Best Housewife Ever. It was the most genuine moment in Housewives history. I see the real Luann underneath all the layer of Countess and she is actually “cool”! I wish she had enough…

Gary Johnson has somehow, in the span of about 10 seconds, stolen the crown of leading bullshit artist right off of the Republican nominee’s head.

Women Bringing Down Women, Episode Eleventy-Kabillion