It is a great comment because I am still howling.

I watched it for like 30 seconds and it was pretty much just (presumably?) Mom picking and eating detritus out of her own nest. God birds are dumb. ETA: great, now my comment makes no sense

On the other hand...

I'd definitely fuck the brother.

It’s sad absolutely no one can live up to your demanding standards.

I met Jillian Michaels and her girlfriend at Pat O’briens in New Orleans of all places. She was just as nice as she could be about out of shape strangers sidling up to her and telling her how much we enjoyed her on “Biggest Loser”.

And for people who are too young, she faced a firestorm for having come out; people demanded she be fired, certain radio hosts called her “Ellen Degenerate” and considered themselves fiendishly clever, and she was basically shunned by craven networks who feared losing their audiences.

I know people hate the fur industry, but some time ago I decided that if I was willing to eat meat from battery farms, I should be willing to wear fur, because it’s really hypocritical otherwise. So I wear whatever fur is cheap enough for me to buy.

What magical flights are you on that have so many empty seats? Also, sorry, but no — reserving seats ahead of time, online, is a thing now. Look into it moms because I did and I am not moving.

Probably pretty bad, but singing with headphones in makes anyone without perfect pitch significantly worse. Because you can’t really hear your own voice, you’re basically guaranteed to go off-key.

Poothers?

“But a source notes there’s ‘concern’ that 27-year-old Blac Chyna is ‘preying’ on him ‘during a week time.’”

I’m just here to talk about her hair.

A quick death.

Jennifer Lawrence is an competent actress, not a great one.

What do you mean? Fill us in. What creeps you out? Is it that he is guilty or not guilty. A little more please.

Kelly No. Don’t do this.

I pride myself on my proper grammar when texting. Capital letters, correct punctuation, etc. I don’t even use emojis or smiley-face symbols, although I don’t mind when other people do. It’s just my thing that I do.

The worst are people who end everything with an ellipsis. It feels like they are threatening me.