Was it a Samsung?

Do the studios not know that a bad wig is incredibly distracting or do they not care? I fail to believe it's money because I mean, come on...they have the money.

Erm whyyy didn’t she text him if she was concerned about his wellness? I get that he tweeted the thing that prompted the wellness check but still strikes me as odd that she would post that on Twitter instead of like..texting him. 

Tolerance is: minding your own business.

Like Mr Incredible! Good for him seriously, I'm sure a lot of them were glad to catch a break at least for a bit.

How in fucks name is it possible that his chin looks weaker with the beard?!

Bravo! This article is really well-written.

They’re adorable and he is extremely lucky. I don’t get the pairing because she seems way out of his league by light years but I’ll just chalk it up to one of life’s mysteries. I think Jopra is a better joint name for them. It makes me smile. Maybe because it sounds like Oprah.

Omg same. It looked quite light and flow so I wanted to see it blowing and whipping behind her like it’s own entity. Omg they should’ve had fans lining the runway that turned on as she went past...why am I putting so much thought into this LOL. She looked great though and I love that the guests had to stand in a such…

One time I had to barehand a dog turd.

They really do!

Urgh. I went to some work thing and when I got home I was texting my now ex.

especially considering 2017’s winner

This is a valid and important question that I would also like answered. That’s an entire lobster and it doesn’t even look like they have anything to crack them suckers open.

one of them once kicked a white dude/bro’s sandwich out of his hand and honestly it was fucking hilarious

Didn’t know mine is so bad I can’t look at this “bumps and holes” without getting goosebumps and wanting to crawl into a small, dark cave forever, until just now. Go figure!

Oh, I get it. They were doing doggy, she swung her legs under her so her head was at the end of the bed and the bed collapsed and she fell on her head. It took longer than I care to admit to understand this, her description is hella confusing. It doesn’t seem like it but hopefully her paralysis is temporary! Could’ve…

“Etiquette dictates that the dumped party keep the ring,”

LOOOOL Kim kills me. First of all Kris knows if she has to tell her to apologise then it is meaningless but also “if I said something that hurt your feelings I’m sorry”. A quintessential non-apology, and so P.E.T.T.Y.

It’s funny because I don’t know CLOVER* personally but I screamed when I read her name at the bottom as if I do. Man oh man what an ICON!!