Gosh in the still she really looks like Bethany Frankl(?)

Paris Hilton in that video is the very definition of both flawless and unruffled. In that order.

Whoa.

Pfft. She ight.

I bet Bey and J have an acoustically perfect room with nothing in it but a piano, a stool, an artwork and Beyoncé tickling the ivories. Because living.

God, there are some real douche bags in this world. The entire last paragraph is the shadiest part of this article. And I love it. I sincerely hope things start looking up for her!

That Khal Drogo guy looks scarily like Khal Drogo. My phone isn't giving very good picture quality but I can tell his eyebrows are FIRE.

I was totally on board until I read the price. Which I guess makes sense, since you get prestige with it.

This is the least sexy I've ever found him. He should be seen not heard. Soz.