Paris Hilton in that video is the very definition of both flawless and unruffled. In that order.

Whoa.

Pfft. She ight.

I bet Bey and J have an acoustically perfect room with nothing in it but a piano, a stool, an artwork and Beyoncé tickling the ivories. Because living.

God, there are some real douche bags in this world. The entire last paragraph is the shadiest part of this article. And I love it. I sincerely hope things start looking up for her!

That Khal Drogo guy looks scarily like Khal Drogo. My phone isn't giving very good picture quality but I can tell his eyebrows are FIRE.

I was totally on board until I read the price. Which I guess makes sense, since you get prestige with it.

This is the least sexy I've ever found him. He should be seen not heard. Soz.