Pretty bland track. But I felt the same way about Timberlake’s first single, so I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt.

There might be real mediums out there but this dude and the Long Island Medium I don’t believe. The few time I saw the LI medium she always says the same thing, "I just talked to so & so and they said that they love you.... Blah." Just once I want to see her tell someone, "Oh I just talked to Momma and she still…

Yeah, sriracha is good, but not on everything. I feel like people who try to be like, oh no THIS is the best hot sauce are doing life wrong. The trick is to have a full arsenal of all sorts of hot sauces so you can have the right one for the right occasion/right food. I literally don’t think there is a hot sauce I…

Maybe because, while hipsters like it (as does mainstream America at this point), it is an Asian product, created by a Vietnamese man.

Cholula and Sriracha serve two different purposes and are/should be served on different foods, as any devotee of hot sauces can tell you. They’re not the same or interchangable. No one needs to suck anything. Unless they want to. Then suck away.

I’m really sorry you’re going through all this, but I think it’s crazy to tell women have have babies by age 30. I didn’t even get married until I was 31, what should I have done, popped out a baby at 22 with some random guy I had no feelings or connection with and then been a single mom while finishing college/going…

You really want to dispute Rock’s increasing cultural irrelevancy on the grounds of legacy bands with aging fans plus a handful of indie acts that occasionally get a hit out? Be my guest. I hear there are still fans of Big Band music, as well as Ragtime.

I agreed to take my teen daughter to a 5SOS show this summer. I am no stranger to boy band shows, so my expectations were low. AND YET. They worse than I could have ever imagined. SO, SO BAD.

I'm sorry but when you put together a store for the modern woman that only sells 10 thousand dollar items of clothing then you deserve a little light ribbing for being totally out of touch with reality.

Yeah, who couldn’t see that coming? /s

Kylie has had dead eyes for a while, I’m not sure what that’s all about exactly...

I agree, especially with Kendall and Kylie. Like, they basically had no choice in all of this bullshit. If you want to hate on anyone, hate on Kris and Caitlyn for being shitty parents in a lot of respects.

She thinks the earth is flat. She’s probably confused by ATMs and seat belts. But no one can convince me that there weren’t a herd (gaggle? murder?) of lawyers involved in this who explained her responsibilities.

This is so Mondrian I just can’t even cope with it.

Better option than anything the Republicans could puke up.

niall is the blond one: he’s from ireland, he consistently gives 0 fucks about anything, and is a delight who never gives me a heart attack. he plays guitar for them as well. like, during shows and on the records. he’s a talented guitarist.

The Rat King is Louis, right?