Oh gosh, if that happens, tell my boyfriend he can find me melted into a puddle on the floor. *anime sweatdrop*

You talking about Mockingbird? Because her shirts seem to get tighter every week. (Not that anyone minds.)

There's a greater-than-zero chance that Kate's fantasized that.
….& a MUCH greater-than-zero chance that I'VE fantasized that.

Why is it so hard to remember Igneous Azurite's name?

He needs more blankets AND he needs less blankets!

The Koenigs know Fury's alive. Eric Koenig told Coulson. Fury himself showed up in the season 1 finale to rescue FitzSimmons & back up Coulson against Garrett & Deathlok, at which point he also gave Coulson the toolbox & appointed him the new director. Coulson trusts May & Skye, so he probably told them Fury's alive…

He's been calling her Jemma regularly for at least a year now, but this was the first time she's called him Leo.

Or just Fitz acknowledging that Simmons has a type.

Not even slightly what I was talking about.

As I recall, Hunter wasn't a SHIELD agent until Coulson hired him.

YES! Thank you, Bort, on behalf of myself & everybody else who's never actually seen BSG but loves Stand & Deliver.

A MacFitzSimmons triangle is gonna be pretty dang pointless with both Mack & Simmons siding *against* Fitz, which is looking to happen.

As we saw, though, it was actually a pretty good idea. When her powers triggered, only the plane shook instead of the entire base.

It's Hunter.

Picture him saying it as Kramer. Instantly becomes much less bitter & much more comical.

Isn't Mallrats technically just the prequel to Clerks?

"Then come Craig Ferguson and Brian Williams with seven percent each, because one of them is a hilarious exaggerator and the other is Craig Ferguson"
Thank you for that perfectly Craig-style execution.

I'm pretty sure they had Natasha mention being born much later than that in the movies already.

"Clubs OR venues"? Clubs ARE venues.

I might do 7. Not 8, though.