Nars sheer glow foundation! It’s a super light weight foundation, but a little bit more coverage than a tinted moisturizer. I like it better than tinted foundation because they have so many shades, it’s a much better skintone match than tinted moisturizers I’ve tried...

“Bow to the daddy”

Ariana should find a quiet spot in the world to escape to ASAP after her eventual break-up with Pete Davidson. Because if he spirals out any time following, she is going to need to be far away from anywhere with an internet connection.

If you watch the show then you know the photo and know there will be a spoiler because it says spoiler. If you don’t watch the show, then you don’t recognize the photo, so why do you care about a spoiler... or even if you do, it says spoiler three times so maybe don’t read it.

lol, I love that the Spoiler Police are now mad when there isn’t ENOUGH information.

Is that hand to your heart, looks of surprise move something you learn in pageant academy? Seems like its the standard move for whoever wins.

I thought registered sex offender need to declare his/her status to his/her surrounding.

what’s up with the “my dear”? seems a bit patronizing

I know the notions of a Democrat actually winning a statewide election in Texas are perennial, but I figure if anyone could lose, it’d be a universally loathed asshole like Cruz. Even his fellow Republicans (in office) don’t like him.

I still can’t believe Cruz is fighting for his political life in Texas. What I can believe though is Cruz being craven enough to ask the man who shat all over his wife in 2016 to help him win his reelection bid.

Live broadcasts of musicals does seem like a suspiciously designed trick to win a bunch of people EGOTs, no? Mel Brooks had to make his own damn musical to get his!

Have you taken the “napkin test”??? Crest would like you to know that your teeth have to be as white as bleached white paper before you can go out into public.

I’d put Aaron Samuels on this list too— even though I’m not totally sure Mean Girls counts as a teen rom-com? But he’s got a whole lot of emotional maturity for a teenage boy (drunk girl he’s into is trying to get into his pants in her bedroom, and he’s like let’s slow down and talk about this, ok?), plus cute hair,…

Maybe she and George wrote it together— it was a trust-building exercise their marriage counselor assigned them. 

I think it is Kellyanne. My coworker is friends with her and he has told me some interesting stuff. 

“I think their reporters should go in and investigate who it is. That would actually be a good scoop.””

Cannibal Witch 2020: I eat kids but I’m fucking honest about it.

Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a…

This is peak FOX bullshit.

Yeah I know a number of artists/activists who work at TJ’s cause you can get health insurance with less than full-time work, and it’s fairly easy to get night time stocking shifts that leave your day free for other work.