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Absolutely loved this movie, I couldn’t stop grinning the whole time! All the feels for this one - I know a lot of people get thrown off by the fact they’re in high school but as someone in their late 20's I definitely found it easy to relate to and heartfelt

Not gonna lie...Carrot Antonoff has a certain ring to it.

The Teen Choice Awards the annual reminder that teens have terrible taste in things. Though it is the only award show that will give Riverdale the recognition it so deserves for being one of the most campy good times on television.

Same. Not sure who its audience would be. 

That picture perfectly captures the punchability of his face!

The Red Delicious apple—which went uneaten, as Red Delicious apples are not food

This ended about the way you’d think it would.

The new BF is probably a big part of it. My sister notoriously changes who she is for the people she dates.

He’s corny as fuck, but he makes millions of dollars throwing a ball 6 months out of the year, and fucks Ciara so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .  Corny is in, I guess. 

He’s a handsome, wealthy, elite professional athlete. I wish I was that uncool.

This, plus he’s married to Ciara. He can’t be that uncool. 

Wilson is corny as hell, but it seems to be an honest corny and not a put-on so why not leave the nerd alone? 

Trump is going to wake up to a text message from Joe this morning that goes: “wow, totally fucked up about that show. Did you see it? It was totally a joke. Hahah. Unless you’re into it. Haha. JK. But yeah, what’d you think?”

“Evie”

Another badass woman of note today, Judge Beryl Howell wrote a 92-page opinion (DAYUM!) to back her decision on why Mueller’s appointment as special counsel is not a constitutional violation, thus shutting down one of the Trump team’s major avenues for trying to get the investigation shut down

Damn, my respect for her just went up even more. What a fucking badass.

Don’t know if it’s entirely a generational thing, I remember desperately wanting Power Wheels from when I was a kid in the 80s, and my mother laughed whenever I said I wanted one and then ignored me. 

Kids today are wrong, because their spoiled parents had Big Wheels.  Whatever happened to playing with a tin can?  Rolling a tin can down a hill was the highlight of the day.