Unless they want to age Ariel up a bit, like a couple of years.

I’m underwhelmed too. And that’s not her fault! She’s not a singer. Expecting her to master an instrument in a short amount of time is unreasonable— even the most naturally talented singers practice for years to perfect their craft. They should have casted a singer. There are plenty out there who would have jumped at…

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

Emma may have the look for Belle, but her voice is not suited for the character. I’m sorry, but this live version looks like garbage.

But why do they all have British accents, if they’re supposed to be French?

Love the spin: “We were just practicing so we could weed out the problems.” Riiiiight.

Until McCain actually does something, anything aside from flapping his gums but supporting that flaming bag of orange peels at the same, he can take a seat.

Hold up, how is Trump allowed to call this a campaign event and use the Presidential seal on the podium?

I can’t count how many times I’ve been uncomfortable with the person sitting next to me on a plane. Everyone is packed like sardines- it’s gonna happen.

how many comments can we leave about “not judging! im totes sex positive!” while simultaneously judging this man’s sexual practices

Usually people chosen for these kinds of studies are people that are the highest at risk of getting HIV. So it’s usually sex workers or drug addicts, the people who are already engaging in high risk behavior.

Mine too. I thought it was pretty common to do these studies on sex workers because they’re high risk already.

If your house doesn’t already have a rink, you’re not actually rich. These parents need to pull themselves up by the bootstraps and stop being such slobs.

Or he might be addicted to drugs and using sex to get money for them.

In all seriousness, I wonder if guy is a sex worker. Just seems like too many partners for recreational sex alone. 

This was my assumption as well. I don’t think he’s working a 9-to-5 job and then spending his nights picking up that many guys at the nearest bar...this is his 9-to-5.

So. My initial thought when looking those numbers was “how do you have the time? Don’t you have a job?” Then I realized, it must be his job. Right? Why else is he tracking in such detail on his phone? Trying to catch all the Pokémon?

It may not be 100% but for most people it seems to offer excellent protection. You can take down a battleship if you throw enough rocks at it.

OMG. I am SOOOO sex positive and you-do-you-y and nonjudgmental BUT THAT’S SO MANY PARTNERS OMG.

“I’m used to getting on at night, spending the night on the plane and then going to work. It’s quite civilized.