Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

It’s partially performative fear. They feel like their racism isn’t so bad if they can claim it’s all because they’re terrified.

Having watched this, it appears to be one guy with a black lives matter sign and while I adore this man dearly - if she is going to let ONE person scare her away, she has no business leaving her house every morning to exist in society let alone have this job.

when the south park guys are all “we can’t make fun of this anymore…”

They’re not leaving Veep much room for satire.

It truly speaks to the bottomless stupidity and inverse hubris of this man that he never realized for a moment that being President of the USA WOULD BE A HARD FUCKING JOB!

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

I determined long ago that 1.) I would be terrible at being famous (think Britney attacking that Jeep with an umbrella but, like, every other day) and 2.) I would be paranoid AF. All that to say, the underground tunnels make sense/appeal to me.

As a Canadian, I am fairly expert on how to incorporate snowflakes into your day to day style. In this scenario, I have to give it up to Will Arnett; not just for choosing appropriate footwear but more importantly for the classic squinty ah ah there’s snow in my eyeballs expression, which elevates the look with…

I understand. This morning was like YESSS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED OFFICE CLOSED, and now I am walking in circles in my apartment, going stir-crazy. Like do I want a bagel enough to brave the wind smacking snow into my face? (I might.)

you have to try it, before you buy it

That’s why she’s saving it. She’s going to walk away with a tidy sum, when this is over.

I’ve known exactly two people in my life who did not fuck their spouses before they got married (both were actual virgins). Both were divorced within a few years because of sexual incompatibility.

Thanks so much for the help you guys. :)

I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

But honest question, what are we going to do about it? What are the next steps here? I feel like we are shouting into a void about federal law and ethics and its making me very tired.

Yessss

um.....Lock Her Up?