I could have tolerated so much more if I hadn't felt so cheated by the bait and switch they pulled with the costumes. The promo photo dresses looked so awesome! And then... we got a "Ren Faire Prom" Seventeen layout instead.

Yes to the history, yes so much. Yes also to team free will, but also their faces and chests and arms and hnnnnngh.

Rock *on*.

I wish I could buy you a congratulatory beer (or other beverage of your choice).

deep bow

He also takes these kinds of pictures with his fans, when they ask him to:

My daughter, 11, and her friends discovered Thor last year. Her friends thought Thor was DREAMY and many pictures were pinned to bulletin boards. My daughter said, "I dunno, I like Loki. Who's THAT actor?" I have high hopes for her future.

You showed more restraint that I would have. I... actually shudder to think of what I'd do.

So, I have a question. Assuming you're a woman, how the heck did you break the fingers of a crazy guy like without him killing you? I am really curious, not in a morbid way, but in a "I wish I could do that if someone ever hurt my animal that way but I am a tiny woman and would probably die." I mean, did you use a…

I'd like to be all "man, that sucks about your pup but violence is never the answer" but then I think about my dog coming home shot through the fucking eye and then I feel like your response was actually restrained based on what you probably wanted to do and violence is exactly the right answer in the situation.

That must have felt a bit satisfying.

Own that shit. I would have done more than break his fingers.

I have no problem with this.

I would have severed them and fed them to the dog while he watched, but I'm a horror writer and my furry babies are still my babies. I went out with a puukko blade strapped to my chest in the middle of the night when I heard what sounded like a cat being injured with every intention of using it, but I think it was the…

I have to wonder whether or not this is born of sensationalism. Don't many people who die of hanging* lose their pants? Your body just goes slack in a way it never has before and gravity does the rest? And in prison, you're not allowed to have a belt . . . so . . . we conclude he was fapping how? Because he was…

He's #1 on my celebrity exceptions list. I will find a way.

When I find out I'll do it first, then let you know.

You forget that there aren't reasons to oppose the ACA, other than Republicans not wanting poors and darks to have health care. Duhr.