Real maple syrup is disgusting, tastes gross, and is watery and weird. There i said it. You can go stand over with my canadian boyfriend and be mad at me together.

SHUT. UP.

Last year my flowers never got delivered. I wasn't mad because I didn't get flowers, I was mad that they screwed over my boyfriend and wouldn't refund him or actually deliver anything, and I'm not kosher with people screwing him over like that.

Jez,

your concern trolling all over this post has been entertaining and i applaud you for at least that much

Lena Dunham and her fans, ourselves included, love her just the way she is.

I played GISHWHES this year and last year, I know the cheese clothing item. It doesn't mean people don't look silly in it! (That's the point of all the items on the list besides the charity causes!)

Is that a real thing? Because if so I'm going to throw up at the thought of a fish with hair

"counter sexism"

Yeah that one! Thanks!!

THAT'S IT. Thank you so much!

Can I be slightly OT? There used to be (hopefully still is) a blog that was dedicated to finding the fashions on Scandal and where they are sold, or cheap versions of them. Does anyone know what it was? My google-fu is coming up short right now no matter what I search with.

Yeah I'm gonna say that a good 4/5 of people in this world suck a lot, and a whole fuckton of them are probably white. This is another one of those "it's not about you" things where white people read "I hate white people" and comprehend it as "I HATE YOU, SPECIFICALLY".

I saw the cheese dress and had to ex out immediately

That's kind of the point the OP was trying to make though. Trying to do something about it instead of saying "SORRY KIDS DO THAT" and ignoring it is shitty parenting no matter what way you look at it.

The doll test is what hits people the most about this point, because for a lot of little girls with dolls (myself included) they wanted a doll that looked like them, was sort of an extension of them. I named my doll after me, when I got my hair cut short I cut her hair short, etc. I remember I went to on of my…

wheezing is quietly crying is the same as kicking a person's seat now?

so you basically taught your kid, who thinks that kicking other people's chairs is funny, that if they keep it up long enough for you to get exasperated you'll give up and they win. so they'll apply that logic to everything else and it will always work for them.