pretty sure the "misandry isn't real ice cream" is a reference to this awesome video:

I AM SO PUMPED TO READ THE GRAY COMMENTS ON THIS ARTICLE

To be completely fair, the actual HCG diet is a real scientific thing, but there is a fake "no perscription" version going around with these droplets. The real HCG diet is a doctor-monitored "diet" (I say diet, but it's more like lifestyle change counseling in the same way lapband is) where you have to be incredibly…

You're calling someone stupid over the internet because they've never ever been in -40 weather and the doorknob they touched (on the INSIDE of the door) burned their skin when they touched it for a little overt three seconds checking the mail that is two inches from their door frame?

D: That's awful! Hope you're okay!

CHECKING THE MAIL

Yeah I live in Chicago, I own gloves. I was checking the mail, so.

I live in Chicago, and I'm originally from Atlanta so this weather is killing me. I went outside and made the mistake of holding my doorknob for more than three seconds, and it BURNED my skin. I had to wrap it. Windchill of -42 will do that to you. UGH!!

Only two that I could find so far but I admit this wasn't an exhaustive search...

Seriously. How can you move on from having him backed up against the wall like that and, hand on chest and all. There's no where left to go but down after something like that. (In many ways.)

FUCKIN YES IDRIS YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

That's your name, right there!

I wear yoga pants and leggings every day now. It didn't start out that way but it somehow developed in to this jean-hating stretchy-pants loving lifestyle. I find that if I gain or lose weight I don't notice as much and don't get as angry about it (since jeans are uber unforgiving).

Ugh my great grandmother was the worst, most racist woman in public places. After I got a job as a waitress (and she died) my family is always nice to the wait staff.

EXTREMELY GOOD IDEA ENJOY YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW

I've touched both those booties so I can't say which one is better, they're both great.

I'm just ready for my husband to return to my Tuesday nights regularly.

WHY

I'm in love with Mark, can he write all the articles all the day every day please PLEASE

Best version of Let It Go ever.