He has a little tiny dick, but is a huge dick, as a person. Right?

They did for Hitler, too, according to rumor, anyway.

If he had mentioned "Jesus" then he really would've been a lock.

Oh, so you're just an asshole.

Do you believe in magic, in a young girl's heart?

Auditioning for Official Scold, eh?

As I have with your critique here?

He DELIVERS the slurpee syrup!

To bother myself with being serious here, better to describe it as "Freedom is simple, but not easy."

This advice comes from a guy who discusses poisoning dragons, more than once.

Heh!

No,and not the young Van Morrison, either,

It's rough.

She would literally kick Simon's ass so hard he'd have to learn to walk on his hands.

[a crescendo of furious solo clapping]

[a crescendo of furious solo clapping]

He was OK when he was just "Jesus, Mary and Joe the carpenter's kid" but he did go wrong.

"My name… José Jiménez."

So, you mean to tell us that you're as funny as "women," then?

You have a toy robot-thing as your "avatar."