Well, they have, like all 21st century "conservatives", a VERY little imagination: it can accommodate only one phantasy at a time, and it never lets go of it.

Toers.

Good enough for me.

Well, family, anyway.

And DT's sicko fans will find the dumbest, yet somehow absolutely unfunniest, reasons to continue backing this cannot-be-insultingly-compared-to-anything faux-human.

The sensitivity of (other) very white men is truly as insipid as a wacky Love Boat romance.

"I'm NOT a hypocrite!"

[16-ton weight made of compressed horseshit crushes Dr. Asshole Buttlicker Plato thinner than gold leaf]

Whoa! Not a funny - or vaguely unexpected or original - joke here! Top-to-bottom assholes.

How about steer manure?

You're as funny and insightful as you are white and beautiful.

"dirt"?

Oh, it won't be THAT long. For any of us.

AHHHHHH!

I'd throw him a Lifebuoy.

Who says what?

The Sad War?

Alive?

The classic difference between "wanting" to be king/dictator/pope and actually being it.

It'd be EXACTLY like "ignoring" kidney stones, or a gallstone attack, and as stupid as ignoring a carbuncle or a melanoma.