No one doubted that "Checkers" was real.

No chimp ever had so little dignity - or was so lacking in a sense of humor.

A clear majority of the clueless assholes who voted Republican in the last election wanted EXACTLY this result.

You just CANNOT call people "nattering nabobs" any longer! That age is gone!

"Pickle" really is the limit.

That's not a "boner" but one of those erasers they stick on the top of #2 pencils.

It's what his poor white and elderly base elected him for. They WANT to be exterminated, just not until they see others harmed first.

He's a relatively LIBERAL Republican.

When you know more, you'll propose marriage to the worst sack of shit you ever meet just to apologize.

Give it up, Royal, Monty here is so fed up he's determined to have the last word.

Everybody? Our mother.

"Snowflake"!

Yeah?

"E = MC Squared." - Mark Twain

My word! You take yourself very seriously, don't you?

Oh no! I-I-I've been exposed as honest!

The horror of today's "conservative" - much less the self-designated "alt-right" - is that, when talking about public policy, or science, or anything not entirely removed from the world of "anyone can have an opinion that is stupid (e.g. "The Flintstones is the finest animated program of all time" or "I love the…

Please tell us all in ever-greater detail, while puffing yourself up to cartoonishly huge size, exemplifying exactly the attitude you preach against, and from an altitude high above the slimy, crawling crowd of us mere nobody-special hypocrites.

An insight worthy of a South Park insult.

And what did you do?