Poor Tom!

But, with our new miniaturized technology, we CAN make him run like Steven Seagal! Today!

I give up. Which?

This… man… wrote "my warrior ancestors"and did NOT mean it to be funny!

Pitching him living into the Sun has the right ring to my ears.

He deserves a Looney Tunes version, bouncing off some telephones wires or flag poles, etc.

The famous "Madcow disease" - whatever that is.

Checked your 9 comments.

Well, they used to be "auxiliary support," at best. The peasant puritanism of most "Left" movements always sucked and was always bullshit lies.
They're often better now, but they've still got pat answers that occlude thinking and feeling - they don't seem big on actual freedom.

Well, OK, then! They were wild guys, but I only had friends of friends who met them.

I'm sure that he has fucked farm animals, although I doubt he thought then or now that were prettier than any human he's fucked - and I want to know why the ASPCA hasn't fucked him over for it.

I have rarely met this "Left" you talk of in the USA, ever, and I lived in Berkeley, which likely hosts 70% of those in the nation. Most of them were selfish assholes with shitty attitudes towards (in the 70s and 80s) women and gays and answered in as mechanical and un-human a manner as the Hoover Institute.

I like the Canute reference, even though it's (traditionally!) backwards (Canute was showing up his toadying advisers, after all, though he of course ascribed them to the power of [his own] God).

Cheeses. You're just an asshole.

They are evil fuckheads, more vain than they are purposefully ignorant. Somehow.

So, you're old, eh?

I know of these "Cardassians" but am fortunate to know nothing except that they are very famous for nothing at all.

Yes. Yes, I do.

So why is Ted Cruz still there. NO ONE could think he's even humanoid. If you claim "I'm Canadian!" does Twitter give you a pass?

To pull an apt quote from a great movie before I block you forever: