[applauds for both]

Quite right, though much of what TQ said had merit.

Yep.

Set the bar a little lower, why don't ya?

I endorse this opinion.

The NYT still absolutely sucks.

Right. If you can piece all of his partial truths together, you might get most of two, but they'd still be threadbare, without context, and duller than the newest Transformers movie.

Napoleon II - the son of the pig in Animal House.

You forgot gutless and lazy, lazy, lazy.

They're stupid Nazis, who believe lying about everything is clever and forceful.

I thought his nickname was "Shrub" but "Shower Mold" seems a better fit - even if we lose the play on words.

But NOT spelling it correctly in his "tweet."

Are you REALLY that old?

It certainly was as wittily intellectual as any Republican joke. It does seem right up their alley (meaning asshole.)

That charted as a legit hit?

With a tiniest violin on top!

"…assassinate the character of and reputation of Mr. Robert E. Murray and his companies"!!!

Huh?

The quote by RT Firefly is:
"I, uh, I'm sorry I said that; it isn't fair to the rest of the baboons."

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern's Bogus Journey