Not to be a pill, but don't write this stuff.

My question is: when are they going to conceal hungry, irritated adult moray eels in their right-hand sleeves in order to greet him?

It was a fine and reasoned bit of speech, indeed.

I just hate what they call their "Heritage" - when anyone not white and addressed, in a warm manner, as "Bubba" is in the room.

Convenience stores!

You really have no clue, do you?

Oh, now I understand.

Hey, do enlighten me further.

Yeah, they are as clever as DT is handsome.

No!

Um, no.

Right. Maybe three.

You have your purty nose rather high in the air, there.

Yup.

As funny as fake vomit.

Beaten to death by a Frenchman's dick?

In a taco bowl - to prove his commitment to Divers-city.

Speedy Gonzales.

As is your comment.

Hi, Mr. Skywalker!