Yay!

Chocolate?

"seen"?

My name?

As I posted elsewhere here: think of what ratings DT's beheading would pull in. They'd dwarf the Superbowl/World Cup Finals.

Any kid still awake and watching TV then has heard and seen far worse than "cock holster."

17 comments at about a ruble apiece, Mr Several Extra Vowels in His Fake Name (if not a particularly failed "humor" troll - Poe's Law in effect again) I can't believe that such a paltry amount buys a decent drink, even in whatever Russian shithole you post from.
Whatever the "joke" is, may you end up with the…

Well, you know my reply to them.

His mother might very well love him and find a good way to raise him. We can hope.

He's been advised to watch the "Bob & Ted" movies for inspiration on comebacks.

You wear a tie with that muumuu?

What? Like being poor? Or having non-white or -orange skin pigmentation?

He has. But they haven't been "transplanted" - he consumes them in a savage and frightening gorging in mere moments.

And just think what a share his televised beheading will receive!

No.

I love this, but these people think they can dispense with or ignore their "soul" ("angst" is surely what Carlin meant, but he was working to the masses and such a word would scare too many) by exactly such a method - in the face of literally every story they've ever been told and every person they've ever met.

Do they buy a new cap for the occasion?

snuh!

An evil idiot.

Yep. 100% preening asshole is confirmed.