Yes, and any woman not 120 pounds or lower is fat.

To me, this is the real story. The issue is branding.

Here are some other classic “SquidEatinDough” replies:

You literally agree with every of Schreier’s postions, just softening the tone. In what way is that “the exact opposite”?

“There is no auteur in art,” said all of the game journalists in unison, after Jason Schreier said it.

This is a surprising and delightful list. I’d genuinely not heard of half of these games beforehand. Looking forward to trying them!

Here are some of your other NFT comments debunked:

I explained the legal difference in great detail as to why they’re legally identical.

Great piece!

It would be neat if Kotaku didn’t promote lies.

No, the outrage quota hasn’t been met today.

> How about taking some ownership here, and simply admitting you fucked up? That you spent weeks planning this, and either didn’t do the most basic research into what you were selling, or did and were dazzled by the dollar signs, willing to risk (and then grossly underestimate) backlash from fans, most of whom can do…

Sakurai is passionate about making something people love.

Great points.

Poor Arkane.

Kotaku’s new EIC makes the headlines for the writing team. You’ll notice how they’re all as edge lord as possible to get people clicking. This is a prime example of what was likely pitched as nice article about a new studio, framed as sticking it to the man.

> What’s key is that Wells hasn’t “put a lot of thought into” it, which is indicative of, at best, a demoralizing tone-deafness or, at worst, a lack of consideration and capacity for listening to his staff.

It sure seems to be policy that no names are mentioned. Kotaku vs Kotaku™.

Amazing work, Ethan. ★★★★★

*Irony*