Give him time...but fair enough, a child can’t be classified as trash.

I wouldn’t say Ivanka’s “trying” to be an asshole, I think she’s being extremely successful at it. I know a woman who thinks that Ivanka secretly disagrees with Trump but she feels forced to support him. HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah no this entire family is trash.

Absolutely not but don’t you love it when the trash takes the trash out?

Of course, we need Hawaii. You guys have all of the chill.

“feeling put-upon by ‘PC’ culture”

Have you heard of the Pantsuit Nation vigils/protests? They’re going to be held at City Halls on Saturday 6pm Pacific, 9pm Eastern. There’s definitely one going down in SF. Take friends and signs.

That’s the plan. We’re thinking “Pacific States of America”.

I don’t feel like an American today. I feel like this country doesn’t want me here despite the fact that I’ve never known a different home. I feel like from now on, I have to say I’m Californian, because that’s really what it is. I can be here or in a couple of other states and there’s a huge part of America where I’m…

Fuck you too jackass. The feeling is 100% mutual. And if you’re one of those people, feel free to sit the fuck down and not complain about something you could have avoided.

And fuck every person of color and woman who voted 3rd party in a swing state.

Not for the first time, I say FUCK Florida.

Me too. I’m so scared it’s sobering me up. 3 moscow mules and I’m fucking sober. WHAT’S HAPPENING?

I don’t condone violence but I totally understand the sentiment.

Guys, I’m seriously nervous right now and I’m relying on vodka to keep me going. WTF is going on in FL? WTF is going on?!!!!

I don’t know if you were trying to make me laugh or cry but I thought this was hilarious.

I am very close to my mom. And while most people will tell you to do what makes you happy, it’s really hard to do in practice when you have a great mom you’re close to who is otherwise a very understanding person. I would find it very hard to do something she was absolutely opposed to.

This is actually a really good idea. I’ve thought about just eloping anyway b/c weddings are so expensive and I’d rather have an awesome honeymoon and be a step closer to buying a house. I’ve always thought that we can always have a big vow renewal after finishes his med school stuff and we’ve saved a bit more.

I would totally be happy with something pink but I think that if I do pink, she’s going to want a traditional cut on the dress, i.e. a ballgown or a something mermaid-y that looks bridal. But I also haven’t been looking for a dress, so it’s possible that there’s something out there that she’ll be happy with and that…

If I get married in the near future (boyfriend and I are discussing), I would really, really, REALLY not want to wear a white dress. Possibly just get an awesome McQueen that I can wear to formal events forever. I floated this idea by my mom and she absolutely lost her shit. She needs me to wear a white-ish wedding…