Is it wrong that I would love to hear Sharlto Copley read these in his thickest District 9 "sweetie mannnn" voice?

I've been following here. It releases in China and Japan in about a week, so hopefully that'll be the surge to take it from "Almost breaking even" to "Holy bologna make as many sequels as you possibly can".

Would've been magnificently insane. Such a shame that never happened.

I wouldn't put money on that ever happening. I believe the consensus is that the movie features something like 19 timelines to one degree or another. Here's a chart.

Maybe he could do a sequel and show us what happens in the other timeline. I like the movie, but I'm afraid I get lost at that point.

As I understand the Granger thing, something happens in a timeline that causes one of them to send him back. Since his return prevents the events that caused him to be sent back occurring, he becomes a paradox and falls into a coma. This causes the realisation for Abe and Aaron that a) They just avoided something…

Primer. It's an incredible piece of work, but I had to watch it three times and consult a flowchart to make sense of it. And I'm still not entirely sure I did make complete sense of it.

Take a pill and get 4 years' worth of college education? I also imagine it might be helpful for people with Alzheimer's (basically, implanting their old memories).

That shit was awesome. Straight up first person 007 dirty fights and all. Plus teleporting.

I would consider "Cloverfield" as a first test strike by the other dimensional beings that sent the Kaiju. Since it takes place way before the technology of the "Pacific Rim" era, the Kaiju of "Cloverfield" would have been humanities first taste of what was to come and the beginning of their military and scientific…

Seriously, can we start "thinning the herd" of people who are going to end up making Grown-Ups 2 a bigger box-office hit than Pacific Rim?

I definitely feel you on that one. But, I think it was a good decision to kill them off the way that they did.

Yes, please spread the GIF around — I wasted an inordinate amount of time making it this afternoon! (And reddit hasn't taken the bait.)

Japan and China, deliver us from poor revenue, let Pacific Rim reach its sequel quota at your shores, and we'll forgive smurfs 1, 2, 3, (and likely 4).

Wow...is it me, or are Marvel andDC engaged in an nuclear arms race?

Well that was thoroughly fucking awesome.

Not soon enough, dammit!

Children of Earth was one of the best things on TV in recent years.

Damn, just when the announcement of a fifth season was making so much promise.

Off the top of my head, if they haven't written the episodes yet, here's how they should use his time.

No Troy in the premiere. Put him on a bus or something. Then have him come back for a two-part episode mid-season finale. Then have him…

If I didn't know that these were all designed by the same person, I wouldn't even guess that to be the case.