Thank you Joe Pardavila. THAT is how you apologize. Rest of the celebrity/media/public official world please take note.

Second-rate drag queen? BSHH! And another thing... contouring has been around for ages, always will be, just in more or less subtle fashions. Most of these images look funny because they're not blended, either because it's an in-progress snap or it's a close-up of makeup that was meant to be read from further away.…

I may be a second rate drag queen but at least I know how to blend. You can pry my hiliter from my cold dead talons!

Contouring done correctly can be amazing. But some of these pics are the worst of the worst. I'm not sure Lindsay Lohan belongs there, though, especially in the bottom picture. I can't even detect it that much with her.

All of this can be explained by a lack of blending. Stage make up 101 - blend until there are no more lines or discernible shapes.

Setting aside the fact that you really shouldn't be taking upskirt photos at all, can we just talk about how some fucking creep shot up a 15-year-old's skirt?

Uh huh, James Franco, I'm also sure you invented Post-it notes and Toaster Strudel too.

"One of the main features of quiche is box gap. If you've got your thighs rubbing together from fat, then you want to think about what you're eating or just accept the fact that you're never gonna be quiche."

TEAM CHAMPAGNE

Fairly positive Jez covered this a while back when it first came out. I've definitely seen all of these photos before, quite a while ago.

I'd like to see someone tell them all about their exciting new band that doesn't exist.

Why did these people sign releases?

They will all appear on ASOS soon, I'm sure.

GUYS. I just want to know why her neck has no nanny or chef! WHY CAN'T HER NECK EAT DELICIOUS PRE-PREPARED FOODS? Her hair is working eight hour days to support the rest of the body in a lifestyle to which it has become accustomed. WHAT ABOUT THE NECK.

Oh Burt... why did you become a pirate?

It's not cameltoe anymore, it's called a labia gap!