ITT: Gaga should do this, Gaga should do that, Gaga isn't who I want her to be, blah blah blah.

#corrections Katie, sloths =/= sloth bears. That's the kind of mama that munched on its offspring (nom nom nom).

Thank you! Thought I was taking crazy pills seeing the photo, reading the excerpt, and then going back to the rest of the article.

He did mean something. He was Captain Turtleneck. Look at that fabulous turtleneck. Also, Miles' long lost father.

Oh Lindy, it's a Rufus Wainwright week for sure. I am so down.

I'd love a compilation of the people who said "What? Who? Are you Sarah Silverman?"

Note the left (our left) arm. It's right next to the body. the right is well behind. The right leg (our right) is well in front. The perspective is squished. Her wrists don't actually align with the femur. they align with the great trochanter (very top of femur that sticks out where it connects to the hip socket). I…

Jezebel wedding bells!

I thought the same thing with her, but other photos of models on the site in swimwear show super long limbs and they're even. While lenses, angles, and a model's own poses (hunched over slightly?) can lend to that, the much more likely scenario is shitty retouching (perhaps moving the angle of the hips, as the only…

Possibly true for the hack job on this one, but all of the swimsuit photos show super stretched limbs.

Serious question: What's up with the arms on every model here: http://www.target.com/c/two-piece-sw…
All of the wrists start well into the femur rather than the great trochanter. Designer for Target, do you even Grey's Anatomy Textbook?

I call this one "Designer's Lazy-Ass Last Day of Work". or "We would have hired a designer to do this, but Shirley from accounting knows how to use MS Paint's lasso tool and said she'd do it on her lunch break!"

My only OBJECTION (aaah get it?) to Shakira's relationship is that it is not the tone I'd like in my own. Guess who's got two thumbs and isn't involved in Shakira's realtionship?

Yes, because unless you're married your partner doesn't mean that much to you. This argument is silly and I've decided you're being sarcastic because it's so silly. You're so funny, rich.

:D I hope you do! Knitting is something I was keen on learning this year..and then I started crocheting with cotton thread and have put it on the back burner. Hopefully both of us will switch up crafts soon...ish..eventualy. ;)

Wow. Just wow! It's my hope to graduate to that level..eventually. Beautiful work for sure!

Oh that is some gorgeousness right there!
I know this pain x.x I've been working on doing tony edging on little felt circles and I fucked up 7 of them before figuring out the perfect pattern for them. So annoying. Idk how many times I get giddy over a pattern and screw up half of it (or half of my…

That is gorgeous!
My grandmother taught me as a kid, but I've only gotten into using steel hooks (hers and my great-grandmother's) and cotton thread recently. Have been going mental for all fine crochet *o*

Crocheting, drinking cheap boxed wine, and watching Archer on Netflix. To be fair, this is similar to most of my evenings (variables being art and thing being watched).

Can't help but be on Pinterest too (b/c the cat is sleeping and who else will I talk to but these pins?).
Check this out: http://www.pinterest.com/pin/18…

Am now :D And ah! It's knitted! Of course it is. Idk what I was thinking.