I'm with you.

hold the phone: THAT PIGEON IS A STOCK PHOTO?!
The world is a lie.

I wish, for a site that regularly discusses the way photos are done in fashion magazines (and such) that Jezebel would employ someone with a photography background to report on it.Or graphic design background...whatever. someone who doesn't call all processing "Photoshopping" and knows what a speed light is.

Washed out indeed, though the video doesn't capture the speedlights (hence the washed-out look). I mean — look at the white of her teeth and those feathers — the exposure is hella high (with some color temp fuckery too — I see you shadows..I see you). Seems like post-production went fucking mental with that super…

for the longest time this is how i identified david cross: the chicken pot pie guy! (then arrested development happened — yeah...i had missed out on mr. show)

Staff artists are pretty much right below art directors. They're the people drawing/creating the artwork for product boxes, t-shirts, whatever. You're not a manager or leader — you draw all day and redo it every five seconds according to your manager's whims. Not terribly, low, since you're on site. Low in the case of…

Aside from the Vlogbrothers, haven't payed much attention to Youtubers in the past few years, and didn't know how racist and terrible Dawson is. I don't understand how people still defend black face and other delightful portions of his crappy videos. Surprised he's still around.

March seems so far away right now...so far I missed the date the first time watching the trailer and had to watch again and again. Yeah...that's the ticket.

NOOO! You, Lindy, and Burt are the trifecta of awesome on here. I shall follow you..follow you wherever you may go (oooh oooh oooh OOH!)...

You've softened the blow w/ Mary Poppins.

When did she age up this much?My last memory of her is Zombieland, and I figured her face would stay recognizable. No idea what is going on here (with the way kids become adults). AAAH. Case of the olds!

I was pretty cool with AbFab's initial return. It was fun, not that long ago...I think...and if that's the end of it, it's lovely. If there's a movie, though...I will welcome it with open arms. But no worries in this fan's mind if it never comes to pass.

Same here. Last I checked a shirt was $30 there, compared to something similar at Forever21 being $7.95 or whatever their weird pricing is.
H&M have a lower priced line, but even then, it's not like "oh, $10 for a dress!"

Yes! The fucking lifestyles! Weekly they were changed up (worked the floor for a few weeks a couple years ago — left due to serious lack of hours and shitty managers) and the ones organizing the bizarre directives had the most plastic smiles trying to convince me that these made sense. "This one's called Gatsby..."…

Oh man, F21 is a mess. I worked at one for a few weeks (I found I spent more in gas getting there than what I was making, since they hired too many people at once) and my entire job was to run back and forth in one section of the store shouting greetings at people coming in and tiding up the mess of the racks. Hours…

Oh Burt, it's you and Lindy that keep me coming back to Jez these days.

That sleeve was SO puffy. Ugh. How disgusting. That sleeve should be ashamed of itself!

Oh snap good point. Must reread.

Manic Pixie Prostitute! Love her. Will now watch all of these forever.

Not surprised in the least. Bizarre creature, Lisa Frank. Have known people that worked for her through freelance artist grapevines, and that place is a mess. Had no idea she was a Michigander (makes sense she was already filthy rich though — fucking Cranbrook? seriously? I was expecting to read CCS since she's so…

" I call her Polly Prostitute, partly due to her fashion choices which includes boots, heels, and minis that barely cover her ass."

You're right. Sia's singing accent is all her own.

I really enjoy this analysis of Britney's songs. The true Brit-ish. aaaah...puns...I am sorry.