I've run out of evens for the bullshit that this post and most of its comments are.

Accessorizing with humans? Bad and definitely something we should shame.
Accessorizing with pasties/booty shorts? Who cares — how is this snark/shame-worthy?

Of course this is a Tracie post.

Oh no, Jessie's out of control! *drives ATV into ocean*

I'm a year older than Urie, but he looks 15 to me. Maybe it's his mannerisms. Watched some of the video with the sound off (b/c no thanks, Panic Disco Banana) and he just seems like a teenager.

Conversely, I'm an old woman who doesn't understand sex appeal? The world may never know.

Here here!

All seem to be men.

The intense geekery of some HK fans is the only reason I can think of for these lenses. I can respect that, but yeah, I'd rather fork over $15 than $85 for some purple eyes.

You can really see all the little hearts and Hello Kitties in her eyes. I'm so glad they show up so well.
I mean...why would I be facetious? That's just silly. You're being silly.

For some reason I never check who writes dirt bag. I try to guess based on this writing.
This is what made me go "LINDY! IT'S MOTHERFUCKING LINDY!"

Whatever. Chubby Bunny bows are awesome.

Ah, Uncle Duvet...

yes..birth control pills murder children. You're so smart. Tell me more about how you don't understand contraceptives (or reproduction..or biology...). I am so ready to hear this (no, really, go back to your hole).

Right there with you. Already crafting animal masks to fit in with the cool kids.

Speaking of emus, I had the pleasure of hearing one chat away at my local zoo last weekend. I always figured they'd be squawky or something. No...emus are guttural and sound like they're saying Golum. Trying to find it online and it's all a bunch of emu calls/drumming noise females make. WHAT WAS UP WITH THIS EMU?!

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I get that this is likely just a basis for a blog rather than her quest for her precious ring. That said, I don't understand people who want to marry their SO but don't propose themselves. I guess some people want things a certain way, and that's groovy, as it doesn't impact me. I just really hate the quest for a…

Love her pixie hair wig. Wish it was real. She's so cute, any hairstyle, as far as I can see, would be lovely on her. Fangirling all over now.

Glad to hear 29 states aren't stupid — why people have issues w/ cheerleading being a sport or recognizing that it's unregulated gymnastics is beyond me. Perhaps their heads are up their asses?

Now for the rest of the nation to understand what sport is...

cheerleading, much like gymnastics is dangerous. More so because it's not policed well b/c it doesn't have "sport' status like the other things you listed.
But hey, keep being a dick. That's cool.

Saw the same (or similar) post on tumblr where it was painted in a very different light. Now I'm sad.

I can't look at Kevin bishop singing and not hear him in a high falsetto singing with Tim Curry.

You're the worst. Why am I feeding this troll? djfkljflsjf