The fuck is up with that headline?

It’s that list, cross-referenced with a list of restaurants without locks on their dumpsters.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

The all-purpose handyman was never given a real chance to find his stride and fix what was wrong with the Niners, as he was replaced in 2016 by Chip Kelly, who was much worse.

“Actually, I do not recommend she stand by Germán.”
-Tammy Wynette

With two days and $300

I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.

> paramilitary contingent

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ASPECT OF THIS ARTICLE?
- Thinking people trust G/O Media’s overlords.
- Pretending as if we can’t read the byline.
- Any sentence beginning “G/O Media fully supports our editorial staff”.

You’re a fucking disgrace.

Neat, Paul. But you and the other goons now in charge have other, bigger problems to fix to maintain these sites well-earned repute and to attract and retain the voices who make them special.

Looks like someone has found a better picture of the track:

“That’s not like him...” they say.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

Maybe this was true when Nate was playing. Now it is true of the whole preseason. I think players predicted to be starters on the Bears have played about 100 snaps combined over the first three games.

I really hope they can make their relationship turn around.

I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

I agree. That anyone reads it as other than Tom being kind of a self-centered dick (but a dick in a way that so many of us are, and don’t realize until it’s too late! Not dissimilar to Rob in High Fidelity) boggles my mind. I feel like the setup of a romcom with a Fight Club-esque twist that he was Kind of a Dick the…

I don’t know how anyone can watch this and think of Tom’s actions as good. I see it a lot more like a coming of age tale where he learns his lesson. The “Autumn” joke at the end is a perfect metaphor for the movie itself: He’s learned how to grow up, and he’s most likely going to make better decisions this time…