For 1 viewing of your highness, you are halfway through season one of Eastbound, and far happier for your decision.

I’ve gone through this progression on the Matrix sequels:

Yeah, after reading this I was righteously indignant. Life is too short for Ricky Gervais’, ungodly awful, Life is Too Short; but Eastbound & Down is comedy gold.

Are you not including his movies? Because The Social Network is a masterpiece. And A Few Good Men, Moneyball, Charlie Wilson’s War, and Molly’s Game all approach (some would argue surpass at times) The West Wing and Sports Night in terms of quality I think.

Life is too short for four seasons of Eastbound & Down.

He’s been playing in the Eastern Conference all along?

The Dallas Mavericks are reportedly going to fall ass-backwards into a mouthwatering European prospect

ALL THE FUCKING STARS

How much damage are you ok with while people work patiently within the system, given that oversight of that system is currently broken?

technically its an incel phone

On the other side, adviser Stephen Miller is taking sadistic joy in seeing photos of crying children and triggering outrage among liberals and traditional conservatives.

A gazillion times this has happened.... and you pick freakin’ Notre Dame.

“Please enjoy Tim taking us on a journey through the other side of E3.”

I made it 3 minutes into that snoozefest of a video before turning it off. Who is that guy and why is he so boring?

What a sad attempt at comedy.

If there’s a way to score a safety in Overwatch (Lucio push his teammates off a cliff?) then I’m pretty sure Dan Orlovsky could make it happen.

Oh, fuck off.

I played along with his records for many hours, trying to sound like him. He was a big talent - a lot of the guitar which people think is by Peter Green is, in fact, Danny Kirwan.

Agree. Nice of moneybags to help out kids with great 40 times, but other schools don’t have to participate in that shit. Let him play the other D1 factories around the country.

Tomorrow. At the latest.