If there’s a way to score a safety in Overwatch (Lucio push his teammates off a cliff?) then I’m pretty sure Dan Orlovsky could make it happen.

Oh, fuck off.

I played along with his records for many hours, trying to sound like him. He was a big talent - a lot of the guitar which people think is by Peter Green is, in fact, Danny Kirwan.

Agree. Nice of moneybags to help out kids with great 40 times, but other schools don’t have to participate in that shit. Let him play the other D1 factories around the country.

Tomorrow. At the latest.

I am a native Minnesotan, raised by Minnesotans, and have made a sort of hobby to study and emulate accents.

I have a close family member that can best be described as “a plague upon everyone he’s ever met.” We’re talking young children put at risk, drunken driving, drug abuse, disgusting hookups with the friends of younger family members, the works. No direct physical abuse to family members, but just about everything else…

I read this and I’ve now spent about 30 minutes wondering about the lives of the respective parties involved given what we know from the obit. Take what we know about Kathleen Dehmlow: Married at 18-19 (so young), two kids and pregnant with a third by 24 (still really young). Moves to California, abandoning two kids…

To be fair, this whole incident escalated due to a few missed periods.

one large pregnant pause in Gina’s and Jay’s lives

That whole obit is a Minnesota euphemism for “she was a feckless cunt”.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

I enjoyed his show, greatly respect Mr Rogers and think that the world would be a better place if more people followed his example and died in 2003.

This is on Tyronn Lue. If he had put the Roomba in instead of JR Smith, this never would have happened.

Coming soon: “5 Ways the Colangelo burners embody the Ride or Die spirit of the Fast and Furious crew”

This is incredible. I guess I always suspected something like this could happen but to actually see it still sort of amazes.

This is Feinberg/James Comey level brilliance.

This must suck for Giuliani. If only there were some deeply unfortunate situation he could shoehorn into the discussion to show how unpleasant this is for him.

Funny thing is Rudy brought it all upon himself. Like, when he had that interview before the 2016 election saying he had no idea where Clinton was on 9/11 and she was clearly walking next to him.