“Now if you’ll excuse me,” Pitino continued, “I’m going to continue to have sex with this woman who is not my wife in this public restaurant while letting this booster know he can continue to provide under the table cash to recruits, for you see, I’m the aggrieved party here.”

You see, the thing is, his name is Jimbob Ghostkeeper.

You can play with random people.

I got the game last week and joined the Discord, and I’ve found the veterans to be super willing to help out the influx of new players from Steam.

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

Sheriff’s department: “Mr. Smith, before I put this on, have you been drinking?”

When asked about how he feels about the Virgin Islands, Jeter replied “They can eat my ass.”

Jeter contests that they’re definitely Virgin Islands, since he’s never given them a gift basket.

It’s not a shock that Jeter’s showing even less range as an owner than Loria did.

“Will Ohtani become the planet’s new God King?”

Tickets to today’s game were about 3 times the normal price. It was worth 10 times what I paid. Dude is so good and put on a show.

My goodness I love him

They keep trying to update the game but with all the cameras just use freaking pitch tracker. Then you get 100% reliable strike zones. Have the ump back there just to supply balls and call safe or out.

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

Pity that something like this could happen at the university named for what could arguably be one of our least-shitty Supreme Court Justices ever.

Nah, he’s full of shit.

Vegas was 500 to 1 to win the Cup preseason. Leicester was 5,000 to 1 to win the Premier League. Kevin from The Office only got 10,000 to 1 odds on John Mellencamp ever winning an Oscar! The financial power structure in the PL is such that it should not allow what Leceister did to happen. And remember, they won the…

When I saw how ridiculously favorable the expansion draft rules were, plus the fact that they didnt have to compete with another expansion team for picks in said draft, I thought they would be a decent club. There is no way I expected them to be this damn successful in their first season.

Gritty, high-motor, old-school competitor. Gym rat.

At least Nick Saban is nice enough not to run up the score on the sacrificial lambs of college football.