As a lifelong New Jerseyan and a supporter of Sky Blue FC (and women’s soccer in general- I flew to Vancouver to watch the US play in the 2015 WC), thank you for this well-researched, insightful, extremely sad article.

That is a fucking brilliant program. Bravo, NBL.

Ah, the great country of Dubai.

I absolutely loved “The Venture Bros.” for a long time, but when they started only putting new episodes out every two years, and those episodes required viewers to remember every minute detail of the series, I gave up, and I don’t really miss it. By the time season 5 came around- and even though I had seen every…

The umps unquestionably made the right call, and I can’t really imagine any argument to the contrary.
Also, that fan is an idiot. I’m so glad interfering with a ball in play is an automatic ejection from the stadium.

If he really said he only got “a little bit of ice and a few sips of water”, then he 100% knew he was cheating. That’s not the type of shit you say when you’re innocent, because the amount of ice and water is irrelevant.

I saw that “The Good Place” wasn’t nominated for comedy series and stopped reading.

By simply having Rousey on the card, this house show was infinitely better than the shit-ass Backlash PPV I attended a few months ago.

This is a really good article, and I’m not being sarcastic. Nice job, Billy.

This is (without exaggeration) one of my favorite Deadspin posts in a long time, even though I would have rather not seen Drew’s dumb fucking face.

In no way am I saying that they deserved to die, because that’s awfully cruel, but they were people who took idiotic things and took pointless risks, and they alone were responsible for their own demises. It’s sad, surely, but I’m not going to be shedding any tears.

No.

I have been a Liberty fan as long as there has been a Liberty- I went to their first-ever home game as an 11-year-old and got an autograph from Carol Blazejowski- and as a Jersey boy, I don’t root for an NBA team, and I love cheering on Prince and Vaughn. But a team owned by Dolan, run by Thomas, and playing in…

This writer has always been a fraud, in my opinion:

OK, I’m not trying to be a sarcastic asshole here: That was an incredible article. Well-researched and well-written, Mr. Burke. Stellar job.

If I ever get tired of “You Can Call Me Al”, please put me out to pasture.

“The Girl Who Handcuffed Houdini” all the way.

As somebody who really enjoys the WNBA and does score bugs for a living, I’m happy to see some WNBA highlights on Deadspin, but what the hell is up with that bug?

I don’t think a single one of those is a better signal of quality, not to mention that your last two directly contradict your first three.

“How is it just that Japan gets to keep their World Cup dream alive and Senegal has to crash out because of a narrow edge in yellow cards?”
Once again, Deadspin claims that using Fair Play is bad without coming up with any alternative. How would you geniuses decide it, huh?