Divide by 10, and you get a spot-on 1999 Matt Williams- .303, 35 HR, 142 RBI

Don’t forget their repugnant former Sheriff!

I can’t wait for him to sue the living shit out of the police department, get a ton of money in a settlement, and donate all of it to charity. There are a lot of wonderful police officers out there- I know a few of them- but these were fucking terrible cops.

Do you feel as awful as when he literally killed someone?

“until this morning I still wasn’t totally sure whether Thompson was ejected for the fight or for the closeout”
They literally said on the broadcast that Thompson couldn’t get a T for the fight because he had already been ejected. There was zero mystery about that. Whether he deserved to be ejected for the closeout is…

Seriously, this is a fucking incredible article. Well-written, well-researched, interesting tidbits packed into every sentence... this is brilliant. Thank you for the primer on an event I would have never noticed before.

“I am SORRY for what might sound like hyperbole.”

I was listening in my car, and I couldn’t believe how fucking stupid Marc Kestecher was. It’s one thing for J.R. Smith, one of the dumbest people who has ever lived, to make that mistake, but Kestecher seems like he has two brain cells to rub together... at least, he did until last night.

What the hell does a free-to-play mobile game have to do with “Battlefield V”? Why would yhat change Jason’s 0% to 100%? Your comment is absolute nonsense.

Yeeeeeeeeah, that’s not even slightly racism. There are races I am not attracted to; I have no ill will toward those people, I don’t see them as less than me, and they do not deserve to be mistreated simply for being a certain race- I just don’t want to screw ‘em.

I think we would all love that.

Then your problem is being too lazy to find good streamers who aren’t incredibly popular. Find a chat with 50 people instead of 5,000 and you’ll probably have a fine time.

I was there- about thirty feet from where Nakamura was writhing- and I have never seen an audience more disappointed in anything. A no-DQ match that used a single chair? Ridiculous. A double countout in a rematch of a double countout? Even more ridiculous.

I don’t know why Stefan Fatsis wrote thus article- I didn’t know he was involved with NotY- but I LOVE “Word Freak”.

The woman heckling him is the hero we need. She is exceptional.

Ida Maria, “Quite Nice People”. Amazing chuckle.

Try reading the article, champ- it wasn’t the name he was born with.

Couldn’t the runner just plow into Baez (at any time), claim he was stealing third, and get an interference call?

For my money, Giannis is far and away the most exciting player in the NBA.

Before the tournament started, I had a Ghostkeeper-Mating final, and that looks like what it will be. You’re crazy if you don’t think JIMBOB GHOSTKEEPER is an incredible name. Why would anyone name their child Jimbob, and how does a family get the name Ghostkeeper?!