Seriously, this is a fucking incredible article. Well-written, well-researched, interesting tidbits packed into every sentence... this is brilliant. Thank you for the primer on an event I would have never noticed before.

“I am SORRY for what might sound like hyperbole.”

I was listening in my car, and I couldn’t believe how fucking stupid Marc Kestecher was. It’s one thing for J.R. Smith, one of the dumbest people who has ever lived, to make that mistake, but Kestecher seems like he has two brain cells to rub together... at least, he did until last night.

What the hell does a free-to-play mobile game have to do with “Battlefield V”? Why would yhat change Jason’s 0% to 100%? Your comment is absolute nonsense.

Yeeeeeeeeah, that’s not even slightly racism. There are races I am not attracted to; I have no ill will toward those people, I don’t see them as less than me, and they do not deserve to be mistreated simply for being a certain race- I just don’t want to screw ‘em.

I think we would all love that.

Then your problem is being too lazy to find good streamers who aren’t incredibly popular. Find a chat with 50 people instead of 5,000 and you’ll probably have a fine time.

I was there- about thirty feet from where Nakamura was writhing- and I have never seen an audience more disappointed in anything. A no-DQ match that used a single chair? Ridiculous. A double countout in a rematch of a double countout? Even more ridiculous.

I don’t know why Stefan Fatsis wrote thus article- I didn’t know he was involved with NotY- but I LOVE “Word Freak”.

The woman heckling him is the hero we need. She is exceptional.

Ida Maria, “Quite Nice People”. Amazing chuckle.

Try reading the article, champ- it wasn’t the name he was born with.

Couldn’t the runner just plow into Baez (at any time), claim he was stealing third, and get an interference call?

For my money, Giannis is far and away the most exciting player in the NBA.

Before the tournament started, I had a Ghostkeeper-Mating final, and that looks like what it will be. You’re crazy if you don’t think JIMBOB GHOSTKEEPER is an incredible name. Why would anyone name their child Jimbob, and how does a family get the name Ghostkeeper?!

It’s a perfectly logical rule, and even though the baserunner screwed up in this particular instance, your proposal idiotic. You want a change because of a thing that happened once; that’s like a conservative yelling about how global warming doesn’t exist because it snowed in New York in April.

Well this is fucking brilliant.

You win. GG

This is the best Deadspin comment I’ve seen in a long time.

That is really interesting- I didn’t play sports at Deis, but I was friends with a lot of athletes and never heard those complaints, though that is probably because most of them did non-contact sports like diving and XC.