How many times have we seen a Deadspin article that says “Barry Bonds is the true home run king” and/or “Barry Bonds is unquestionably one of the greatest players ever”? Ten? Fifteen? More? I don’t even care to argue those points one way or the other; I’m just sick of hearing them over and over and over and OVER again.

Johnny Hekker is legiyimately one of my favorite players in the NFL. He does what he does so flawlessly, and they even let him throw a few times each season. Maybe it’s because my first love was soccer, but for me, he’s as exciting a special teamer to watch as any kick or punt returner.

I honestly think the NFL is doing more harm to themselves by actually suspending him and publicizing this than just sweeping it under the rug as they have so many other crimes and boneheaded decisions.

I’m guessing that idlers are usually not the first people to be killed- they still have to be found, after all, and you’re more likely to die scavenging for weapons than dropping into a random location.

This sounds like a very interesting idea, and as a HUGE fan of curling, I’d love to see more experimentation with it.

All I need is Chan Sung Jung. Too bad the most exciting fighter in the UFC is seriously hurt.

Still have no idea if my comments are showing up, but hey, I still love me some AVC.

I think I did this right? I’m honestly not sure. I triwd to connect Kinja to Discus, but then it asked me to create a username even though I already have one... maybe, if I can comment on this, I’m good?

It’s “Ajavon”, not “Avajon”. Top-notch WNBA coverage from Deadspin.

Well, I’ll be reading the heck out of this.

+1 for a chuckle and the internal question of if I’d take the over or the under on whether at least 4.5 of them were to Jets.

Sports are generally fine; he is a douchebag on whom I wish you would stop reporting, as it’s the journalism version of feeding a troll.

That was... that was really cool.

Jeez, what a misnomer of a headline. “Lost” instead of “chucked” would be about a hundred times more honest.

I legitimately hope every trade in which the White Sox are involved is a net-negative for them, just because I hate your dumb fucking posts so much.

OK, and? You’re simply republishing parts of another site’s article, without providing any commentary or stating why you feel the article is wrong (clearly, the writer thought they would be even worse, and you don’t make an argument to the contrary).

As an Everton fan... damn. That’s a ton of money, which is great if it’s spent on acquiring more talent, and Rooney coming back is cool, yet Lukaku will leave not a hole, but a crater.

The guy is a whiny little chump who is constantly trying to torpedo his own career. Good riddance.

I respect how committed you are to trolling, but it’s not a particularly great troll attempt, since nobody could legitimately believe such an idiotic statement.

I always rooted for Shaq no matter where he went, and I haven’t had a favorite team since he retired.