To be fair, I think we’re all forgetting about the Huckabee Corollary, which states that gay people are gross and icky and have special gay cooties, allowing for one to discriminate against them. You know, science.

I’m a pay it off every month kind of guy and had a rewards Capitol One card for a fee. Well, they removed the rewards part but kept the fee. When I called to ask to get that dropped as well, they told me they had “no other products available.” If you hold more debt with a credit card company, they are actually more…

Also the original and newer batcaves. Both pretty fucking cool IMO (with obvious advantage going to the original).

There’s a DC set on the shelves right now that includes Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet, a Gorilla Grodd bigfig, and a George Michael Bluth minifigure.

“I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey.”

I recently opened a new credit card account with 0% balance transfer offer, and went to my two other credit card companies and explained that I would have to transfer my balance unless they could adjust my APR. Amex dropped my APR two points. Citi said they couldn’t change the rate. So I immediately transferred all of…

If it’s just Phoenix I’m playing as I’m in.

Just imagine ACCIDENTALLY playing through on your first time and having everyone live.

You’d be like “What the fuck did I just play?”

Religion gave ​slaves a sense of self worth and a hope for ​salvation in this life and the next

So, I started in a Texas High School during my sophomore year, and it was pretty much the same shit. Even the text itself maybe wasn’t so bad, but the teachers were absolute bastards, who’d frequently tone their lectures with “it wasn’t all that bad” shtick.

“YES, YES! GIVE IT TO ME!”

Some things are just too much. I hope they got double secret probation for that.

At my school, every dorm had signs pointing to where you were supposed to go along with some attempt at light-hearted fun/bad jokes.

I just automatically expect every car that crosses my path to plow into me. They never see me, so running behind them is the safest.

DA:I was a very mediocre game for me. Its story went nowhere, its main antagonist was an utter joke, the majority of things available for your Inquisitor to do...had no effect on any part of the narrative or the game, and the combat was boring as all get out unless you played an Assassin or a Mage (sometimes). Never…

And even then that analogy doesn’t really work in the way he wants it to. Soldiers volunteer to go into active duty by joining the army, and if they say “Nah, I don’t want to fight in THIS particular war, thanks” I believe that the army frowns on that. Davis volunteered to become an arm of the state when she ran for…

Don’t take a job as an executioner then. Don't like the changes to your job? Can't in good conscience do them? Step the fuck down.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

Also, to expand on your theme, they evidently think that the way biology works is that fish and chips grow bewbs and that all British women have HUGE KNOCKERS. Which, wut?