I held off on getting Splatoon for about 2 months. I was certain Nintendo would screw it up... However, I finally caved and paid full price for it and it’s probably the best $60 I’ve spent in ages. I have friends (that don’t have a WiiU) trying to get me to play various other games , but I can’t. I always have to play…

Does the husband of TBJ not realize the general importance of immigration stuff? Like. Does he just not comprehend that failing to complete that sort of thing is just Not Okay? Dr. Nerdlove’s advice is very solid but I’m honestly wondering why the husband even needs to be reminded to get these things done. Your…

DON’T TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.

What about Kirby’s eating habits? :/

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

I’ve had my eye on this for a while, really looking forward to it.

Not sure if you meant to be funny but -40 F and C just happen to be the same temperature.

I was thinking the same. It’s not worth risking to shock a Pyrex full of lasagna or to melt/freeze everything around it on and off.

does it run a smoothly at 1080p 60fps?

I heard it doesn't run smoothly on PC.

Not an ex, a former bestie who left when she got a boyfriend. It’s still a bad sign, but as is so often the case the “Nice Guy” will eventually show his true colors again when his frustration with the “Friend Zone” flares up.

Another word for my slang dictionary, I guess, but you can already get smashed in the main game.

Nah. As much as I love Earthbound, I would rather see Twitch Plays Battletoads.

Unfortunately, Twitch changed their embed code to only autoplay, and the previous workaround was patched out. It’s messed up.

Thanks for the autoplaying video. Time to re-enable my plugin.

Without more details, I can't tell you the exact nature of your incompatibility - it could be that your girlfriend has hang-ups about sex that means that she doesn't or can't enjoy it. It could be that she's not attracted to you, sexually. She could be gay and closeted, she could be asexual, or she may simply have…

Try it? Like you're the first person to come up with going down on your girlfriend randomly?

I would be willing to bet that in SiS case, she is having an affair...

What this guy described was more akin to, "The wheels fell off months ago, and when I turn the key I get a nasty electric shock. Should I get a new car?"