Hey thanks for making me feel better about my screw up from 7 years ago! Yeah, I'm paying for it. Thus passing down the advice to get your shit together and not do that.

Plus lesbians like, never fight. I'm just tired of all the DRAMAAAAHHHHH!

28 year old attractive blond female virgin who decides to then auction off her virginity? Calling shenanigans. Whatever myriad reasons led her to hold onto the flower, if she is to be believed, cannot possibly be in line with the decision/idea to then auction off said flower.

My theory is that guys who are into virgins are super insecure about their sexual prowess and want to have sex with a woman who won't be able to judge them for being bad at sex. That's actually my theory regarding a lot of guys who date younger women. I know it's anecdotal, but the guys I've dated who were into…

Yeah, one of the questions on OKCupid is whether you would sleep with someone who was a virgin. When I see that one come up, the answer is almost always no.

what's more disturbing to you about this story? That she is selling herself for sex? That she is currently sitting at almost A million dollars for someone to play in her vagina? Or that she is not having any legal action taken against her?

"I am not gay (although I do sometimes think this is unfortunate). " The hell do people mean by that? Seriously, I do not get it.

No. There is only a physical exam to confirm the presence of a hymen, which can be lost in about an infinity of ways that are not fucking, including, but not limited to:

5. "I am clever, passionate, and I work hard."

A 12 hour date—followed by bad sex—with a man who would purchase a woman's virginity online? And pay thousands of dollars for it?

BURN THE FALSE PROPHET! THE BETRAYER! THE DECEIVER!

Those are great suggestions for always-on cameras like a baby monitor. But the simple one I use on my laptop camera is a strategically-placed piece of electrical tape. Mostly because I'm paranoid that I'll be working from home and accidentally turn on the camera while I'm on a conference call in my PJs, but still.

Can someone please tell me how to post gifs? I'm an old man with little to do with his time.

Wait... the guy's name is Kal-El?

wow. that's a lot of anger. sorry about your small dick.

if it what was would it matter? No

Even if it was, who cares?

Really? What are you going to do with a second drive once everything is ripped? And what's the rush to get it done all these years after CDs were a thing?

This is weird.

Ask her out if she says yes then she's interested.