Holy fucking shit am I tired of this stupid fucking fad. It's every ten goddamn minutes with this shit since it started happening and I'm fucking tired of it. I want to fucking pull a Cartman and freeze myself so that I can just wake up month in the goddamn future when all of this shit has been run into the ground and…

But how else will she write three sentences, steal an image from Reddit, and publish an 'article'?

"For the record, I am no snooper. It's just not my style. I was only curious, just wondering what he'd been up to. I have nothing to hide and assumed he didn't either."

Why is she obligated to be nice? She has no idea who this guy is that is throwing himself at her feet. It's the equivalent of getting an email from a Nigerian Prince who wants you to help get money from your long lost uncle.

But...that is the point.

That metroid dude is a pretty cool robot.

You really need to pick up a copy of the SNES Kirby Super Star. It's terrific.

I recommend both Kirby Super Star Ultra and Kirby 64: the Crystal Shards, although pretty much every Kirby game is excellent. They don't change much, but they change enough, I've always liked that about Kirby games. It's one of my favorite series actually.

He's quite literate, and was an avid reader back in his teens even while it wasn't cool with his scene. It's actually how he got his nickname. But that's probably of no interest to you.

Barely literate? Your oblivious racism showing.

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Jezebel Writes Obnoxious Headline For Viral Story; The Commenters' Reactions Will Stun You

I hate that this is how headlines are written nowadays, to get the click-views. I feel gross. Do you really need to include the post-semicolon statement? Jezebel is trying to be Buzzfeed now; not a smarter Cosmo?